Season
- Season 1 2010-05-24
- Season 0
Episode
- Episode 1: F@#% You Seth MacFarlane!
- Episode 2: Behind a Top-Secret Penn & Teller Escape Trick
- Episode 3: Why The Kindle is Better Than The iPad
- Episode 4: CHIMP ATTACK! - The Monkey Party Story (1)
- Episode 5: CHIMP ATTACK! - The Monkey Party Story (2)
- Episode 6: How TOP SECRET Information Changed Obama's Promises
- Episode 7: Doda is Hot, Smart and Under Arrest!
- Episode 8: Why Hand Jobs Are Underrated
- Episode 9: Why Not Even SARAH SILVERMAN Trashes Muslims
- Episode 10: The Yo-Yo Prankster is Just a Liar!
- Episode 11: Why More Politicians Should Be Like Rand Paul
- Episode 12: What Secretly Happens Before EVERY Late-Night Talk Show
- Episode 13: Penn & Teller's WORST Magic Gig Ever
- Episode 14: Anti Vaccination is BULLSHIT
- Episode 15: SUPREME COURT Strikes Right to Remain Silent!
- Episode 16: Nancy Pelosi is a CRAZY PERSON
- Episode 17: Which BOMBINGS Are Really HATE CRIMES?
- Episode 18: New Atlas Shrugged Movie News!
- Episode 19: A New Discovery Could Eliminate Breast Cancer
- Episode 20: Anti-Islam App BANNED By Apple!
- Episode 21: Empire State Building REJECTS Mother Teresa!
- Episode 22: Recording Police Abuse Could Get You Arrested
- Episode 23: A WARNING To All Americans - Free Speech On Trial
- Episode 24: Even If You LOVE Obama, Here's Why You Shouldn't
- Episode 25: David Blaine Likes Vampire Movies!
- Episode 26: Sexy Woman Freaks Out at George Clinton Concert
- Episode 27: Penn Eats Pig with Jews!
- Episode 28: The Cruel Consequences of Astrology
- Episode 29: Is Steve Martin an Atheist?
- Episode 30: Being Ugly in Show Biz?
- Episode 31: Gulf Oil Spill Solution Rejected by Dick Cheney
- Episode 32: Just STOP KILLING PEOPLE
- Episode 33: The MOST EXPENSIVE Card Trick Ever
- Episode 34: Police Violate Protesters in My Hometown!
- Episode 35: Reusable Shopping Bags Pose a Dangerous Risk
- Episode 36: Get Out of Speeding Tickets for Life!
- Episode 37: Can't Buy Me Love by The Beatles
- Episode 38: What Happens to OLD iPhones?
- Episode 39: From Penn Jillette's Personal Diary!
- Episode 40: Penn's Retort to Tea Party's Dana Loesch!
- Episode 41: Why Doing Porn is Better than Being a Barista
- Episode 42: Cheerleaders on Penn and Teller: Bullshit!
- Episode 43: The MOST Important Celebs in Vegas!
- Episode 44: The Planet's Only Animal That Lives Forever
- Episode 45: The Hidden Burdens Police Endure Everyday
- Episode 46: Gross Snail Facials!
- Episode 47: Cash Cab FAIL!
- Episode 48: Religious Pray for Atheists to Die?
- Episode 49: Racist Editing Ousted Shirley Sherrod
- Episode 50: Liberals Think They Understand Everything!
- Episode 51: Are Hippies Dirty? Study Says Maybe Not
- Episode 52: Penn Disagrees with Christopher Hitchens
- Episode 53: What Makes the Best Slam Poetry
- Episode 54: The Sexiest Woman Around RIght Now
- Episode 55: The Most Common Question Penn Gets
- Episode 56: Penn Loses His Hair!
- Episode 57: What It's Like to Be On The Simpsons!
- Episode 58: Revealing A Brand New Penn and Teller Escape Trick
- Episode 59: Penn Tries to Get Us Sued! - Penn Wears Spiderman Underwear
- Episode 60: Rascal Flatts Parodies The Hangover in Las Vegas!
- Episode 61: Penn's Secret Creepy Movie Night!
- Episode 62: What Brought Penn to Tears? (1)
- Episode 63: "Man, It F*cked Me Up..." - What Brought Penn to Tears? (2)
- Episode 64: Mosques and Musilm Gay Bars Near Ground Zero!
- Episode 65: Caught in Glenn Beck's Controversy
- Episode 66: Koran Burning is DEADLY! - Terry Jones's Right to Burn Books
- Episode 67: Dancing with the Stars Loser!
- Episode 68: Jennifer Aniston Says THE R WORD!
- Episode 69: Glenn Beck Hate Mail! - What Does Glenn Beck Think of Penn?
- Episode 70: The MISSING Piranha 3D Scene
- Episode 71: The COOLEST Last Name Ever
- Episode 72: How Book Burners Are Like Hitler!
- Episode 73: Imagine No Religion on 9/11
- Episode 74: Bad Timing on Dancing with the Stars!
- Episode 75: CONSPIRACY THEORIES on Penn & Teller: Bullshit
- Episode 76: Wall Street DELETED SCENE
- Episode 77: FBI Has Cartoonist VANISH
- Episode 78: Pope Compares Atheists to NAZIS
- Episode 79: Behind a New MSNBC Show and the Politics of WITCHES
- Episode 80: The Science Behind Red Sea Parting
- Episode 81: Is it Ethical to Download Free Music?
- Episode 82: Sexy Blonde Online Causes a Murder! - talhotblond
- Episode 83: Watching Movies on Your iPhone!
- Episode 84: Why Do You Love Mad Men?
- Episode 85: Is Your Facebook Private?
- Episode 86: Do you know you are being watched?
- Episode 87: Is Halloween a Religious Holiday?
- Episode 88: Night of Too Many Stars (1)
- Episode 89: Night of Too Many Stars (2)
- Episode 90: It Gets Better- Bulllies Suck!
- Episode 91: It Gets Better, When You Get Older
- Episode 92: Government and Marriage don't Mix!!!!
- Episode 93: It's Too Hard to Defend Sarah Palin!
- Episode 94: Who Cares if You Smoke!
- Episode 95: S.E. Cupp-Red Eye!
- Episode 96: Andy Kaufman: Was This Man a Genius?
- Episode 97: Penn reviews
- Episode 98: Was Einstein an Atheist?
- Episode 99: The Biggest Hypocrites Since the Vatican's Interior Decorator
- Episode 100: An Atheist Family Christmas
- Episode 101: Atheists Attack Baby Jesus!
- Episode 102: Penn's First Drug Trip
- Episode 103: Cartoon Characters on Facebook $@$%ing Suck!
- Episode 104: Arsenic-Based Life in Space?
- Episode 105: CALM Act: Government Volume Censorship
- Episode 106: Nixon: Surprisingly Cool
- Episode 107: Suicide is NOT the Answer
- Episode 108: Ant Crucifix Censorship Controversy
- Episode 109: Fortune Teller FAKE
- Episode 110: Snooki & JWOWW vs. Joy Behar = FIGHT!
- Episode 111: Holly Madison + David Copperfield = ???
- Episode 112: Tucson Shooting: Fuck Civility!
- Episode 113: Tucson Shooting: Who is at fault?
- Episode 114: Jenny McCarthy Will Kill Us All!
- Episode 115: Get Out of Debt Now!
- Episode 116: Competition: Bane or Blessing?
- Episode 117: Buy Our Stuff!!!
- Episode 118: Rock Hard Erections Back and Forth
- Episode 119: Dripping Wet, Squeaky Clean
- Episode 120: Billy the Mime
- Episode 121: iPad News Smackdown!
- Episode 122: Spy on Shoppers Without Leaving the House!
- Episode 123: Massive Homeopathic Overdose Cures
- Episode 124: Jillette vs. Gillette: Which is Sexier?
- Episode 125: Atheism: Pick Your Battles
- Episode 126: Charlie Sheen: Winning for YOU!
- Episode 127: Proof that God Exists! Or Doesn't!
- Episode 128: Anonymous vs. Westboro Baptist Church
- Episode 129: No More Hookers!!!
- Episode 130: Agnostics Suck!
- Episode 131: Libya: Why Are We There????
- Episode 132: NPR: Government Sponsored Radio is WRONG
- Episode 133: Gilbert Gottfried vs Japan vs THE GIANT DUCK
- Episode 134: Teen SEXTING Controversy
- Episode 135: The Book of Mormon
- Episode 136: 25K: The Greatest Indie Film Ever
- Episode 137: F@#% You! Part 1
- Episode 138: F@#% You! Part 2
- Episode 139: Bill Nye the Atheist Guy
- Episode 140: Atlas Shrugged
- Episode 141: Atheist Army Chaplains???
- Episode 142: Martin Luther King Jr. Quote CONTROVERSY
- Episode 143: Steve Martin LIVE
- Episode 144: New Suits for Penn and Teller!
- Episode 145: Ellen Page is Super!
- Episode 146: The Epic F-Bomb Saga - Uncut!
- Episode 147: Fool Us: Backstage Secrets REVEALED!
- Episode 148: Modern Art Masterpiece or 5-Year-Old's Doodle?
- Episode 149: Westboro Baptist Church donates $50,000 to Gay Charity
- Episode 150: Texas to TSA: No Groping!
- Episode 151: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Under ATTACK!
- Episode 152: Are you a Fat Atheist?
- Episode 153: Paul McCartney's drummer better than Ringo Starr?
- Episode 154: Are Zinc Lozenges Good For You?
- Episode 155: Why Do Artists Change Their Lyrics?
- Episode 156: Fool Us!
- Episode 157: Does Sean Lennon Look Like His Father John?
- Episode 158: Is Black Bird Poetry or Music?
- Episode 159: Paul McCartney vs. Bob Dylan?
- Episode 160: Penn vs. Miss Tennessee?
- Episode 161: Is Penn the Hardest Working Man in Show Business?
- Episode 162: Wildman Fischer: Crazy or Genius?
- Episode 163: Miss Maryland is Smarter Than Penn!
- Episode 164: Conservapedia or Troll Site?
- Episode 165: Penn Judges the Miss USA Swimsuit Competition!
- Episode 166: Hotel or Porn Studio?
- Episode 167: Tell A Lie on Disco!
- Episode 168: Hank Williams, Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin and Now Amy Winehouse Join the 27 Club
- Episode 169: Does Casey Anthony Deserve the Hate?
- Episode 170: Penn Goes to Comic-Con!
- Episode 171: Why We Believe in God(s)?
- Episode 172: God No!
- Episode 173: DEFCON 19
- Episode 174: Piers Morgan Did Not Like Penn's Book, Apparently
- Episode 175: Garth Brooks in Vegas, Baby!
- Episode 176: Rich People Problems
- Episode 177: Is This Cold Remedy Bull$%*!?
- Episode 178: Everybody Get Naked
- Episode 179: From Street Performing to Vegas
- Episode 180: A Little Weird? You Can Still Be Successful!
- Episode 181: What Do Liv Tyler's Breasts Have to Do with Atheism?
- Episode 182: NSFW: Raunchiest Book You'll Ever Read
- Episode 183: Why Are Politicians Christian?
- Episode 184: Red State
- Episode 185: Anyone Been to Ukraine?
- Episode 186: Atheists Getting Bullied?
- Episode 187: The True Meaning of Halloween
- Episode 188: Rise of the Monkeys
- Episode 189: CONTAGION: Bad Times. Better Movie.
